Awesome NFL Punter's Gay Marriage Defense

I read this over the weekend, and thought it was worth sharing. NFL Punter Chris Cluwe went on a tirade against Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr.


"I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won't even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population..."


Nice. Read the full thing here.